office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Come share oat with me in your robe
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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