AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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