just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
did you just send me my own nude
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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