I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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