He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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