is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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