meet me or not, i'm out of control
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Bang-toberfest begins!!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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