I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You're like the curious george of whores
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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