I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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