How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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