He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Rumble strips road head = magical
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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