last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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