...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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