how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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