Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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