Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
