he wants to bone in the snuggie
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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