i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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