You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Randomize
