THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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