his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
