windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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