so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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