Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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