and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
