what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
