why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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