I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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