You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i think i have two assholes
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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