Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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