I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wanna passion pit in your ass
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
