do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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