I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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