This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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