Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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