i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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