So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
