i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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