I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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