im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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