It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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