My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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