In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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