I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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