with your own penis?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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