Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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