Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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