office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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