Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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