there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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