Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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