she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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