Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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