I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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