I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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