The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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