bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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